elephant table album seeing as he missed punk dave henderson (the wanker responsible for this musical enema) is now trying to father a new movement, well if the nocturnal emissions are your idea of the new sex pistols you're welcome to it. all with a rotten sleeve by steven simpleton (well known artist)

nurse with wound - merzbild schwiet psychedelic futurist surrealist shit

psychic tv - dreams less sweet dross

ramleh - hand of glory ep ho ho ho

spk - metal dance with a whore singing for them they still can't get in the charts. just no justice, is there?

throbbing gristle - live at the death factory cosey learns to play her guitar thus destroying her one and only asset. the rest is pure disco wanking

dogs blood rising - at the clarendon dbr's bassist dave tibet told me it was good, everyone else thought it was shit. take your pick

pure - at the fridge yet another example of matthew bower (pure's wimpy crooner) plagarising copies of 'helter skelter' and 'the family' for his silly lyrics. this boy still hasn't got over 'unknown pleasures'

ramleh play live in camden i was so soared i almost farted

whitehouse - live in newcastle unfortunatly whitehouse's brand of comedy went way and above the goerdie lads heads, they didn't even get the one about the anal american.